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1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Plink, Plink, Axel...

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
I'm a Secret Axel Drinker.

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
It's the Axel Fizz That Does The Bizz

4. How would you answer a booty call?
Get Busy with the Axel.

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
What's In Your Axel?

6. To someone you dislike?
There Ain't No Party Like An Axel Party.

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would
you excuse yourself?
Don't Live a Little, Live an Axel.

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
3-in-1 Protection for your Axel.

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
Snap into an Axel!

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Axel.

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
Pure Axel.

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
Wow! I Could Have Had an Axel!

13. What are the best words to describe you?
They Drink Axel In The Congo.


14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
Today's Axel, Since 1903.

15. Your last words before you die...
Choosy Mothers Choose Axel.

16. Your message to a special someone..
You Too Can Have An Axel Like Mine.

17. Title of this post will be..
Probably The Best Axel In The World